Top 5: Tips for Men’s Advice Columns
1) Stop Shaming Women’s Bodies Comic by fatgirlyay I recently came across this gem from AskMen.com: “Top 10: Subtle Ways To Tell Her She’s Getting Fat.” Not only does this article perpetuate the idea...
View ArticleFEMEN: Flower-Crowned Islamophobia
What do you get when you mix white women, flower crowns, racism and colonial imperialism? FEMEN! Unfortunately, FEMEN and their actions are no laughing matter. Self-described as a “radically feminist”...
View ArticleOkStupid: A Reflection On My Kinda-Failings at Online Dating
Online dating has always been a thing that I have found absolutely absurd, but in some respects, vaguely tantalizing. eHarmony and Match.com ads have plagued my psyche since as far back as I can...
View ArticleWhat We Can Learn From Charles Ramsey
In a recent interview with Charles Ramsey, the man who saved three women who had been missing for a decade, he was asked how he felt about all the attention he was getting from media outlets. His...
View ArticleFarewell, Altbany!
Albany, NY has been the capital of New York for basically forever and the capital of Bitchtopia since February. From living on the SUNY Albany campus for two years and in the student “ghetto” for a...
View ArticleWe Need Your Submissions!
Dear wonderful readers, I wanted to take a break from our hard-hitting articles and fancy photos to remind you that we run off of your submissions. We love having a group of regular contributors, but...
View ArticleWestern Mentality
The West. The civilized and cultural west. We are the leaders of the world. We have good moral values, and we want to share them. We do that. There’s no denying. We are taught in history about the...
View ArticleI Should Have Left
He messaged me first because he saw a photo of me with one of my favorite musicians. He wanted to tell me he had met her, too, once, in a café. I didn’t really care, but he was attractive—like, “why...
View ArticleI’m Not Better For Having Sex
Image by MesserWoland A recent Jezebel article by Tracy Moore titled “10 Reasons Sluts Make Better Friends” puts a new spin on judging women based on their sexual history—it praises sluts and, as a...
View ArticleOur New Weekly Ritual!
Yeah, we’re starting a NEW, FUN, and EXCITING weekly ritual to our posts! We’re showing you our favorite tweets of the week! You can get on our weekly list by sending us tweets @BitchtopiaMag or by...
View ArticleTop Seven Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American
(Ingrid put me in charge of doing this, so I apologize in advance for what is about to happen here. I’m truly sorry.) In no particular order: 1.) Kelly Rowland’s “Kisses Down Low” I’m proud to be an...
View ArticleWe’re All In This Together!
Download this image as a wallpaper for your computer or phone! 1680 x 1050 1280 x 1024 iPhone Incredible artwork created by the incredible Lee Anna Fitzgerald.
View ArticleBest Tweets of the Week
Think your tweet might be a gem? Send it to us @BitchtopiaMag OR just follow us (We follow back!). If we “favorite” your tweet, you’ll know you’re in the running in becoming Bitchtopia’s Next...
View ArticleHits and Shits
I’m mostly a hater, but I guess I like stuff, too. Check it. The 3 Things I Hate This Week 1. The Sun Fuck off, hater. You’re the worst. You are not my friend. You’re the goddamn devil and I need you...
View ArticleBest Tweets of the Week!
WE PICKED 7 THIS WEEK! OH SHIT! Much love to all you tweeters/tweetzers/twitterers! Want to get on next week’s “Favezies Tweetzies”? Send your tweets to @BitchtopiaMag on twitter and follow us! (We...
View ArticleTICKET GIVEAWAY!
It’s my birthday today, and I’ve received so many incredible presents. (Our amazing and talented web designer, Lee Anna, painted a portrait of me that is FA-BU-LOUS and really topped any present I’ve...
View ArticleA Comprehensive Guide on How to Screenshot Someone’s Nudes on Snapchat
One of the worst nightmares I can imagine is one in which I trust a partner enough to send them a nude photograph of me, and they share it with everyone as soon as we break up. Me telling some dude to...
View ArticleWE WANT YOU! (and all ya beautiful work)
WE WANT YOU AND YOUR ORIGINAL WORK ON BITCHTOPIA! Know any artists, writers, musicians, painters, dancers, filmmakers, etc. that have incredible work that Bitchtopia would love to support? Hit us...
View ArticleCulture and Other Bittersweet Things
As a female raised on American soil but in the depths of Indian traditions, there are countless thoughts that haunt me daily about the life I’m expected to lead and the life I might have led alike. My...
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